She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Quick, to the slutcave!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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