i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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