I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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