Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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