Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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