After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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