what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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