ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
This baby is an asshole
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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