Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
