I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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