forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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