Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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