talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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