he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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