Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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