I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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