Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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