I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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