i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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