thus making me awesome and them whores
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
