fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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