At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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