If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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