please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
