he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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