the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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