U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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