omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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