I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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