We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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