He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
