I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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