you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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