Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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