grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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