i just wanna soil my oats bro
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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