The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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