She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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