doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
