GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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