That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
organizing the empties. That sober.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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