ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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