I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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