Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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