You just made me feel so damn special
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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