Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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