I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
