i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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