Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
high people should be assigned attendants
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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