the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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