Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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