Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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